JADE
aka Pathetic...
Age: 30
Birthday: Feburary 19th
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Queer
Nationality: Floridian
Fav colour: Blue
Inspo and/or Source: Randy Jade
Likes: Licking dirt, eating grass, sniffing flowers
Dislikes: Geese.
Theme song:
The Story:
The superbly inferior younger brother of Wiley. Did not want a phone head and lives in a dumpster on the outskirts of town. Wrangles geese, as swan wrangling isn't possible anymore due to The Great Swan Massacre of 1989.
